John Mellencamp no longer from "Small Town"

It was recently brought to the attention of LaughPrints that Seymour, Indiana has a population approaching 19,000, no-longer making it a small town.   Seymour (formerly known as a small town) is located just three Klu Klux Klan chapters south of Indianapolis and is feeling the grip of Indy's slow and anemic growth.  "We'll shucks, that kinda sucks you know.  I was born in a medium sized town just doesn't sound that good"  said one local resident.

Mellencamp was unable to be reached for a quote on his new dilemma but music insiders aren't worried about the possible lyric change. "Really you have John, Paul, George and John again, and that second John to clarify is John Mellencamp.  The first of course being John Lennon, Paul McCartney and George Harrison, those are the greatest lyricists of all-time" Said one older homeless looking guy who looks like he knows a lot about music.   Like the old saying goes "Time goes on and small towns turn into medium ones",  but we'll always have those small town memories thanks to John "Cougar" Mellencamp.   

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New Axoid Sound.. the Musical Future Of History

Launching out of Luxembourg in the late 90's Tripl Axoid still has no genre but many describe it as the "Axoid" sound. This is the B side single of "Brown Eyed Girl" (Halloween Remix) released on the "Forever Foreign" EP.   Many are so perplexed after partaking in T.A. they're spirit forces them to listen again and again.  "I'm not sure what I just watched but I liked it...catchy" said Josh Villange at Rollin Stones magazine.  Many feel Tripl will be an influential musical anomaly waiting to influence decades of worlds top artists.   But why not unearth it right now. 

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