The District Theater's Stand Up Comedy Marriage

"We just wanted to provide  stand up comedy to the community, simple as that" said District Theater G.M. Darin Dixon.  This February 22nd will be the fifth comedy show at the District in the past six months with many more on the horizon.  "We're doing it every month!. Usually the third thursday but we're doing it. This months show is going to be on the twenty second" 

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 It started last summer when three touring comedians from L.A. performed at the theater and after the show Dixon had an idea. "It was such a great night I told them they'd better come back.  Why not have a great comedy show here in town every month? The crowds have been loving the shows too"  The monthly show hosts national touring comedians based in L.A., showcasing some of the best comedians working today.  You expect to see the District Theater as you drive down Monterey in Gilroy now you can expect to see great stand up comedy there every month. 



LAUGH PRINTS is happy to announce a new MONTHLY comedy show at THE DISTRICT THEATER starting THURSDAY NOV 16TH.  The show will feature Ryan Talmo, A cornerstone in the L.A. comedy scene.  His #ValleyJesus comedy style will have you following him on instagram @RyanTalmo.   Also on the show is Jon Schieszer, a nationally headlining comedian who's the sarcastics guy from the Midwest.  Headlining on Nov 16th is Zoltan Kaszas who's album "Uncle McFatFat" is one of the most downloaded comedy albums on itunes in 2017.  He's headlined all over the country and will be a great headliner for what's going to be one sweet night of comedy and good times.  



COMICS INVADE WEST COAST Presents "North Bound & West" Comedy run.  Three comics, one car and 3,000 miles.  Sandro Iocolano, Johnny Skourtis and Jon Schieszer pile into a rental and tare up the Pacific Coast and are headed to your city. 


Monday June 12th  Palm Lounge (Eureka Inn) 7pm  - Eureka,CA 

Tuesday June 13th  MERC Theater -TWISP,WA 7pm   TICKETS

Wednesday June 14th   Ambassador Winery 8pm  -  Woodinville,WA         

Thursday  June 15h   Tony V's 8pm - Everett,WA

Friday June 16th  The Old Warehouse 8pm - Zillah,WA 

Saturday June 17th  Johnny B's  8pm - Medford, OR 

Sunday June 18th   The District Theater  7pm- Gilroy,CA  


Hello, World!




Minneapolis and St.Paul residents woke up Sunday morning shocked to find that they no longer lived in the "Twin Cities".  Both Kansas City, Kansas and Kansas City, Missouri teamed up to declare themselves the new official "Twin Cities".  Many wondered how this could even be possible until you realize both cities share the EXACT SAME NAME, thus making them identical.  As you can clearly see in the map below, the word "Kansas City" appears twice.



Laugh Prints felt it necessary to help spread the good work around the world to make sure there is no confusion moving forward.  We decided we'd release the "Real Twin Cities" shirt which is now available for people everywhere as well as the old "Twin Cities" (they can help get the word out)  

Click Here For Ordering Details 

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Worst People Found On Black Friday

Not surprising to you that the most annoying person in your life woke up at five A.M. to save 50% on a iPhone that they already own.   You can't beat the savings, but you can't beat the beatings.  Some of these people obviously have NFL type athletic ability.  Here's a little holiday gift from Laugh Prints to you.  Thanks for gifting to others too. 

@LaughPrints suck'a 

Steelers fan goes Big Lebowski on TV after last second loss to Cowboys

Do you see what happens Steelers, when you screw over your die hards?   They go ape shit crazy and destroy thousands of dollars worth of flat screens.  We all have a few misunderstood  "Walter Sobchalk" moments in your lives, just remember that TV's cost money and without them your life is meaningless and unfulfilled so don't break them.  Just take a few deep breaths Steeler fan and remember, it could be a lot worse, you could live in Youngstown, OH.  Just sit back down and relax, realize there will be a next week and then finish the last three beers of that twelve pack.