Apparently white males age 24-50 have been forced back to suburban civic centers and backyard basketball courts nationwide, at least that's what they think. The past few days have been lonely for thousands of out of shape white guys playing basketball from coast to coast. "It's been kinda hard" said Steve Thomas of Louisville.
"I haven't been picked all day, just been sitting here. The one time I did get picked yesterday they said 'I guess I'll take Trump dude'... I was the last pick". Devastated Thomas said he'll be taking his game over to the local church tomorrow. The other side of the conversation surprisingly had a different tone to it. Interviewing some of the guys actually playing they had a different story. "Man, seriously, he said that?" was the reaction of one man. "Honestly, honestly, that dude sucks man (the group erupted in laughter), no serious. I been playing with that guy for years, he's horrible.